Sunday, May 24, 2020
More fun with Copper!!
Not only does this knee sleeve thing give you "targeted pain relief," but it also has the power to "MAKE you go out and do the things you love." Wow, that's powerful- does it come with little engines that just compel the wearer to go outside? How does it know what the wearer loves? Or is that just being a LITTLE hyperbolic?
My absolute favorite line in this entire commercial comes where we are told that the knee sleeve is "infused with therapeutic copper." What the hell is "therapeutic copper?" Why didn't the narrator say "therapeutic GRADE copper?" Haven't the people who make all this copper crap watched enough Young Living and doTerra Essential Oils sales pitches to know the power of the nonsense phrase "therapeutic grade?" Maybe it's trademarked?
In any case, why isn't my doctor taking me off my $6000-per-month Humira prescription and giving me an Rx for one of these Therapeutic Copper-Infused Knee Sleeves instead? Oh right- BIG PHARMA, that's why!!