1. Why didn't you train your dog not to do stupid crap like this? I'm sure your neighbors are just thrilled with the eyesore it creates all over your lawn. This is "adorable" to exactly two people- you idiots. Your neighbors are wishing you'd consider moving. Or training your dog.
2. Why are you talking to that dog like it can understand what you're saying? That dog has a brain the size of a rotten apple and with the wattage of key ring light. It knows that you make a sound sometimes that somehow refers to it and sometimes results in food appearing. It doesn't know what "keys" are or why you are sending sound waves at it.
3. Why is your "answer" to this problem to simply leave your dog on the lawn? You guys are morons. Thank you for not living near me :>)