You've got a blog that virtually nobody reads. Despite the tiny audience, you feel compelled to find material to use on your blog. It's a real First World Problem that deserves a First World Solution!
Well, here's mine: Instead of finding a commercial to snark on, I'm just going to cut and paste this guy's snark to my blog. It's easy peasy, I got two just for paying extra shipping and handling, and now I can get back to doing whatever I was doing instead of updating my blog!