Remember back in the 1980s when you played Pacman? Remember being young and going out and having fun pumping quarters into this and other stupid video games because you were young and it was fun and the whole world lay out in front of you?
Well, you can relive those years for a few seconds in this ad- if you are anyone but me, I guess. I'm too busy getting queazy watching this guy spend half a minute spitting on a rapidly-cooling pizza before finally putting his game on pause and eating some. I mean, go back and see how many times this guy utters the "p" sound. Ugh.
Meanwhile...the game starts in about half an hour, and as is my habit, I'll watch it while tuning out the commercials. That's right, I don't even WATCH Superbowl ads. I didn't even watch them for the two years I was a participant in the Nielsen ratings. FU, Capitalism! I'm watching your billion-dollar spectacle and I'm not contributing one penny to your insatiable maw!