(No, I'm not even going to address the Foam Fingers thing- just another sign that AT&T ran out of ideas for these ubiquitous Lilly ads several years ago. Nor am I going to address the "one customer in the entire store" or "one customer in the entire store, not wearing a mask" thing. Because I don't care.)
Clueless Employee working on fifteen minutes of training: "It come with 5G."
Customer: "Um, what's that?"
Employee: "Um....I don't know. I'm just supposed to say that, because through a blitz of non-stop advertising over the course of two years, '5G' has become synonymous with 'good' among the phone-addicted addled zombies who find themselves wandering into AT&T stores every few months Just Because."
Customer: "Ok. Is it secure?"
Employee: "Um...sure, why not."
Customer: "Look, is it by any measure better than 4G?"
Employee: "Yes, because five is a higher number than four. Look at this phone- it's exactly like the one you have now, except shinier. Which means it's newer. Which means it's better. Sign here."
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