Friday, January 2, 2026

LiMu Emu, Doug, and a sadly efficient parachute manufacturer ruin my football-watching experience.

 


The only possible happy ending* for this ad is that the guy drones on so long about insurance that he forgets to pull the ripcord and he and the stupid CGI emu are just a flat damp spot in the parking lot.  Leaving the fans to continue to enjoy the game without being interrupted by a g-d damn commercial they could have stayed home to watch on their televisions and leaving absolutely nothing of value lost. 

And no, I am not even going to mention the comment section this time.  The people who enjoy this played-to-death schlock....well, they vote. Obviously.

(By the way, the most famous guy to ever actually parachute into a sporting event ended up being pulled into the crowd and nearly beaten to death before being rescued by police officers.  Remember?  It was during the Riddick Bowe-Evander Holyfield rematch back in 1993.  That could happen and count as a happy ending to this ad, too.)

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