Sunday, January 18, 2026

Why is this awful Verizon commercial even a thing?

 


"Well, at Verizon you can bring in any bill..." stop right there with Non-sequitur theater, Karen.  This isn't Verizon.  Does it look like Verizon?

You can put that tv down now, buddy.  It's not your burden to carry.  Put it down and tell this idiot woman to leave the store and take her ancient heavy junk with her.  Does this place LOOK like a Goodwill or recycling center?

"Not as cool as Verizon!"  I bet he can live with that, as long as you say it while you leave and add that you're so put out that you'll never come back.  

What the hell?  This woman is leaving the minimum wage worker holding her heavy television as she leaves?  Call the police.  I think I've already implied that this is NOT a Goodwill or a recycling center.  This is NOT WHERE YOU GET TO DUMP YOUR OLD ELECTRONICS, KAREN.

And after you call the police, call the local mental facility.  I'm pretty sure that if they do a head count, they'll notice that one of their long-term residents is missing.  Along with her television set. 

So again- why is this a thing?

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