Turn heads! Get attention! Pay through the nose for endless repairs!
It's the return of the ICONIC JCW Mini-Cooper, the little car that allows you to "rule the road" between your house and the garage run by a mechanic you will definitely be on a first-name basis with!
Seriously- this is just so silly. The gimmick for these cars seems to be their impracticality; yes, what sane people see as a glitch is actually a feature. This car is ridiculously expensive for what you get, infamous in its unreliability, uncomfortable for anyone over 5'8" or so, etc. It's an uncomfortable money pit that screams "look how rich I am; I can even blow money on this. How much money? Actual big car money- like, $40,000- what you losers pay for cars with four doors and enough room for more than a bag of groceries in the back."
This is a mini compact car, almost a FIAT. Even a Mitsubishi Mirage had four doors, for chrissakes, and it's actually possible to drive a Mitsubishi more than a few hundred miles without paying out the nose for upkeep. What people will do to show they don't care about money. Unbelievable.
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