First, you've got the two twentysomethings who look like they are absolutely thrilled to be overworked, underpaid minions of a multi-billion-dollar company like it's freaking Microsoft back in the days when they had all those goofy extras at HQ. Just, no. There's no way Dominoes employees are anywhere close to this excited about simply working at Dominoes- but these clowns are promoting the crap out of the place like they are shareholders or something.
Second, yes- because I am who I am- I just have to address the, err, elephant in the room. The woman ordering Dominoes doesn't look like she has to be talked into treating herself. Perhaps the actual goal is to ruin her appetite? That would be a nice twist ending for this stupid dreck. Certainly better than the flat "can I please have my pizza" from a woman who kind of obviously came in to buy a pizza WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK HER INTO BUYING A PIZZA YOU STUPID KNOBS?
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