Saturday, November 9, 2013
Bo Knows how to move around- so why doesn't he?
Hey, Mr. Jackson? If you really want to sell us on the idea that a bottle of sweet syrup which is basically just a substitute for coffee keeps you active, you might think about showing us images of you actually doing something other than looking out a window or sprawling on a chair while gazing at your Blackberry. Because seriously, that's stuff that this non-Two Sport Superstar From the 80s can do in his sleep.
BTW, I'm sure you've heard this a million times, but once more won't hurt- you freaking idiot you could have been the greatest baseball player of all time why the HELL did you have to get greedy and insist on playing football too you MORON!
Ok, done. I'm just angry because I was forced to watch this crap before each and every World Series highlight clip presented by MLB.com. Which means I really hate the abuse heaped upon me by MLB.com, and am taking it out on Bo Jackson.