Thursday, November 28, 2013
If he bought houses this frequently, this guy could single-handedly rescue the economy
In the sequel to this stupid little nub of nothing, the fat doofus looking to buy a truck here comes back with his equally vapid, dumb-looking spawn and re-introduces himself to Jan, our favorite frozen-smile Toyota spokeschoad. I'll be sure to post that one when it pops up on YouTube, but because we all like to be reminded of the original before we catch Part II....
Fat Moron wants a car "to pull his boat." He lets us know very quickly that it's a Big boat. Hmmm...big truck. Big boat. Big gut. Big, stupid, flabby face. Everything about this guy seems to be big. Well, everything visible, anyway. Because check out his inability to admit to Jan that his boat is smaller than the freaking SPACE SHUTTLE. Yeah, that's one confident male you are working with, Jan.
Now we know that fatass drove off with a Toyota Tundra, because less than a year later he's going to be back to purchase a brand new one, ready to hand off the 2012 model to his son (no, seriously. I'm not kidding. I need to figure out a way to get this guy to adopt me, so I can get myself a free truck next November when the shiny 2015 models come out and this guy gets distracted by the glowing chrome again.) Are we supposed to relate to an obese douche who can just belly up to the counter at Toyota every 12 months and sign up for lease payments on a new truck? What planet am I on again?
And who the hell gives a kid a practically-new truck anyway? Oh wait- that's in the sequel. Got to save some snark for that one. Sorry.