Sunday, November 10, 2013
I guess this woman's family is sick of Hamburger Helper?
1. This "elimination" bit has been done to death over the past several years. I've seen it used to pick out cars and (bizarrely) to convince a family to eat dinner at Golden Corral. It's not only unoriginal, it's boring and played and really, really stupid.
2. The only way this commercial ends logically is with the woman being confronted with absolutely no Disgusting Crap Frozen Pizza choices. And with this woman either
A) accepting that if she wants a "pizza her family will love" which is also reasonably good for them, she'll have to get off her lazy, shortcut-taking ass and buy the ingredients that will permit her to make the damn thing herself, in her own kitchen. The entire time I was growing up, I was never once "treated" to a piece of formerly frozen pizza-shaped cardboard because my mother (who worked outside the home) regularly found the time to actually make wonderful homemade pizza. For five kids.
B) exclaiming "fuck it, I did my best" and buying whatever nasty frozen monstrosity laughingly referred to as "pizza" is on sale that week.
Maybe I'm being cynical, but I kind of suspect this woman would go for Option B. Because it would be nice to find a pizza "her family would love," but what she really wants is something that will shut them the hell up for another night or maybe even convince Hubby to take them out more often. Maybe to Golden Corral.