Sunday, November 3, 2013
I need to stop it with these all-nighters
I saw these commercials back to back in the wee hours of the morning while entering my fifth straight hour of writing notes, and while on my seventh or eighth can of Diet Coke. Not once, not twice, but about nine times.
Around the sixth time, they became indistinguishable. They were no longer two separate ads, but one long one, featuring a member of the Hitler Youth joining with the Pillsbury Dough Boy to barbecue hamburgers and corn on the cob while lacing cheap pastry with sugary icing. I think Tony Shaloub might have been involved too. Or maybe I had a Monk marathon on.