Saturday, November 16, 2013
Oh- and nice robes there. You guys must be really popular with the neighbors.
First- "everything's fine?" Really? Some guy just tried to break into your house, doing some pretty severe-looking damage to your door and setting off the alarm. "Just fine?" Well, you are a calm little cucumber, aren't you?
Second- what's the fireman kneeling down to tell the little girl there? "You see, little girl, sometimes natural gas comes out of the ground and if Mommy and Daddy are so plastered that they don't even notice the smell which has been added as a safety precaution, and no matter how hard you shake them they aren't going to respond. So it's a good thing that on one of the rare occasions that your parents had a clear mind they took the precaution of installing this ADT Security System."
"We make you safe"- by bathing your house in a glowing blue light lifted straight from the memory of your favorite disco. It's a well known fact that disco lights are a strong deterrent against home invasion, but until now I wasn't aware that it's also great at detecting radon.
"After all, someone's got to look after you, and it sure as hell isn't going to be one of THESE people."