Wednesday, September 24, 2014
The apple didn't fall far from the tree....
(Not that anyone in this house would know what an "apple" is....)
Ugh, it's got a family.
And that family is just as obsessed with Wendy's cruddy fast food as it is. Too obsessed to wait for its boyfriend to show up before beginning----umm--- "dinner." Or to introduce themselves to said boyfriend. More like "oh, this is why we bought an extra chicken sandwich. So this can eat it."
It's pretty cute, but I think it would be a real charity if it's parents DIDN'T love this guy and he was thrown out of the house and leave Loony Daughter With the Horrible, Learned Eating Habits alone. His heart may be broken, but only in the poetical sense. In the actual physical sense, his heart will thank him later.