Thursday, October 9, 2014
And here's the worst part- there are a whole SERIES of these Dodge Dart ads!
These aren't commercial satires. These are actual commercials. You know, put together by a company that actually wants you to buy it's product, and not grab a gun, head to the advertising agency that produced this, and kill everyone in the building you can find until the police show up and put you out of your misery.
And all for a Dodge Dart. That's right, a Dodge Dart. A $15,000, $199 per month piece of crap Dodge Dart. You've got to be kidding me, right?
Nope. This neighbor really, really wants to touch this other neighbor's Dodge Dart- and the other neighbor "won't let him" (personally, if I were a major nutcase like Neighbor #1, I wouldn't be waiting for "permission" to touch his garbage car. I'd just touch the damn car and ask what the hell he planned to do about it. But if I were a major nutcase like Neighbor #1, I'd be a really, really sad human being, and the very thought is sending me into a spiral of depression so I'd better stop right now.
If I were Neighbor #2, I'd wonder what horrible turn my life took where I'm so proud of being the owner of a freaking Dodge Dart in the first place. Because he might be even sadder than Neighbor #1. Well, ok, he's not- but it's closer than it has any right to be.
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