Friday, June 19, 2015
Thank you, Listerine...
For at least sparing us the sight of this douchenozzle yacht owner actually spitting over the rail of his douchenozzle yacht. That's something, at least.
As for the rest- I don't see how this is an advertisement tha is supposed to make me want to use Listerine, as it's being sold as a chemical so powerful that it will cause my mouth to explode and will actually rip the barnacles off my yacht, assuming I'm ever a one-percenter and can actually afford to own one. I want to put this stuff in my mouth because......otherwise I might have slightly offensive breath? Really? So what's this guy's excuse- he's completely by himself here. He's using an incredibly harsh chemical to impress his boat, or what?