Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Peyton Manning sure has a lot of time on his hands- not to mention a lot of space for more rings.
"Does Peyton ever talk?" Yes, he is talking all the time. He kind of has to talk, considering that he's the star of roughly 80% of all commercials running during NFL games.
The better question is "Does Peyton ever do anything else?" And the answer is, "yes, he sure does. Very often he likes to take a break from starring in commercials to kick back, relax, and watch Tom Brady win another Superbowl Ring."
Which leads us to one more question: "Who is Tom Brady?" And the answer is "he's the quarterback of the New England Patriots. You might not know much about him because he doesn't star in a lot of commercials- he leaves that to guys like Peyton Manning, and Aaron Rodgers, and other quarterbacks who don't regularly win Superbowls. If you want to see Brady playing a starring role on your TV, you have to wait until February. Then you'll recognize him- he's the guy holding that big trophy."
"Peyton Manning? He's the guy shilling for pizza when the network cuts away from Brady holding that big trophy."