Thursday, August 25, 2016
The Attraction of Pet Ownership continues to escape me....
I suppose ads like this appeal to lunatic pet owners who think that their dogs not only understand English but think in it too, not to mention think in stupid sarcastic thought fragments that suggest that while they love you EVER so much, they also find your inability to instantly give them everything they want whenever they want it more than a little off-putting. You know, the lunatic pet owners who think that their pets are actually superior beings that they are inexplicably honored to serve.
The people who wrote THIS particular commercial think that
1. Pet owners are childish, sadistic, cloying jackasses who get far more joy "talking" to their collared mammals than they do do with the ones that actually came out of their bodies, and
2. Pets think that their thoughts can be heard by their owners. Making them even dumber than the owners, if that is even possible.