Saturday, September 24, 2016
Rule #1- everyone who owns one of these things is a total douchenozzle
Rule # 2- if you own a Jaguar, feel free to drive fifty MPH in a f--ng parking garage. Because it's not like anyone else exists.
Rule # 3- also if you own a Jaguar, you are permitted to drive as fast as you want on ANY road, and to f--k turn signals, those are for total non-Jaguar owners, also known as Losers.
Rule # 91 (according to this British chick)-- "always maintain eye contact, in spite of the distractions. F--k other cars on the road, f--k pedestrians, you own the whole road and if anyone gets in the way, just run them over with your Superior car.
Bottom line and a quick summary of the Jaguar Rulebook- Just do whatever you want in your car, because it's your world, we are just crawling around like ants in it.