Saturday, February 25, 2017

Breathe Right, or go viral. I guess.



Because it's 2017, nobody thinks it's at all intrusive for this little girl to be making a YouTube video of her mother while she's sleeping.  Just keep taping your mom, isn't it hysterical that she's having trouble breathing and is snoring, boy does she need help- and the attention of as many viewers as we can find!  "Like" my post, everyone, and don't forget to Subscribe to my page, #StupidMomGaveMeAPhone!

It would be nice to imagine that in this commercial's sequel, we see Daughter lose her data plan for being so stunningly disrespectful- at least by 20th century standards.  But it's 2017.  This is just what people do now.  It's perfectly normal.  Really.


1 comment:

  1. This is indeed creepy. And in part it's because I have a confession to make...I actually am, under all circumstances, a "mouth breather." I am well aware that "mouth breather" is a synonym for "profoundly stupid person." I really don't think I fit the bill. But there you have it. I have tried to be otherwise...but when I sleep, stuffy nose or no, I am a mouth breather. I can't help it.

    Thankfully, I have no creepy daughter to invade my privacy recording video of this. There are small mercies in the world.

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