Saturday, March 2, 2019
Geico thinks we're nostalgic for this crap
Because a commercial which was totally devoid of humor - not to mention any information at all concerning the product allegedly being sold- was pretty popular among the paint-huffers a decade ago, let's repackage this stale pile of dung as "The Best of Geico" and put it back on the airwaves. It's not like it's audience has grown one ounce more mature since then. Heck, Donald Trump wasn't even president when this originally aired after all.
So here's your nostalgia fix for the day. Remember when those CGI squirrels intentionally caused a horrific, fatal car accident and then celebrated with fist bumps? Remember how funny that was because we never saw the results for the people in the car but in fact only heard some mild crashing noises (no screaming or sobbing or anything like that, because that's totally not associated with car crashes in real life?) Remember how we could enjoy watching those hilarious squirrels celebrating their success at causing multiple injuries because those injuries were off-screen and therefore non-existant?
Remember also how we turned our brains off and never considered for one moment why a non-suicidal squirrel would want to do this in the first place? Remember how we never wondered how many of these stupid squirrels failed to consider how many of those drivers were on their cell phones and ended up being smushed like- well, like squirrels- as those drivers went on their merry ways after briefly wondering what that little "thump" noise under their wheels was all about?
Ever wonder why companies like Geico have so little respect for their audience? Well, I've got an answer to that. Check out the comment section, if you dare.