Friday, March 29, 2019

Honda gives me stuff to do

1.  Buy a garage.

2.  Clean it out.

3.  Buy a Honda.

I guess that's the way things are supposed to work.  I mean, it's safe to assume that none of the families featured in this ad ever owned a car before, right?  Why else would they suddenly be cleaning out their garages to make room for the new Honda they'll be welcoming into the family soon?

Oh, I forgot a step:

4.  Move the motorcycle that I bought after I bought a garage to the side to make room for my new Honda.  That's a pretty cool bike, buddy- probably cost a pretty penny, too.  Hey, is that why these weird suburban families never had a car before?  Someone spent all the family money on a motorcycle?  Seems kind of selfish.

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