Friday, March 1, 2019
Probably still cheaper than Scientology
Meet the cult leaders who want you to buy into the idea that you are just a "free" ($2000) seminar away from unlocking the secrets to house-flipping (just another $30K investment required) so you can become successful just like these adorable people. Think they might be trying to scam you? Come on, look how sweet they are, and check out that adorable dog! Nobody who talks about their dog the way this wonderful couple does could be anything but 100 percent honest, right?
So tune into the next chapter of "Meet the Yancey's," get to know these amazing people who Just Want to Show You How to Be The Best You Can Be Just Like Them, and maybe you'll learn how to get rich while sitting on the couch. Well no, not really- Scott Yancey and his Wife From Central Casting don't teach their "students" how to create youtube videos designed to draw suckers into "free" seminars which look and sound like revival meetings. They teach you how to empty your wallet into their bank account to learn how to (yawn, seriously, still?) flip houses. In other words, the packaging is shiny and new but there's nothing original about the product; cripes, hucksters were pitching this garbage before the internet was a thing. I bet you can still find this basic pitch on VHS tapes somewhere, sold to some loser forty years ago in a commercial which showed up during Late Night Monster Theater on Channel 56. It was probably more convincing than the version these wax figurines present here.
Oh and by the way, Yanceys? Unless the title meant "Meet the Yancey's Dog," there's no reason for the apostrophe before the "s" in Yanceys. Maybe your marketing guru should invest in Grammarly?
Oh, and one more thing: check out this hilarious "unbiased review" of the Yancey pitch. Gag.