Saturday, October 12, 2019
I still don't hate these people as much as Lexus owners, sorry Buick!*
I'd like all these spoiled brats to go die in fires, preferably after being in horrible accidents in their cars- oh, excuse me, I mean in their Buicks. Can they do that?
At the very least, I wish the guy who forgot to lock his car (I'm not playing this game) already had it stolen or vandalized, as it's clearly been hours since he left it (seriously, he's somewhere off the coast, and his car (f--k you, Buick) is parked ostentatiously on the top level of some parking garage at an airport? Maybe not even in the same country? WTF?)
And the woman who tells Alexa to start the car- umm, may I ask why? It doesn't look like it's cold outside. Or warm. So what's the point of starting it before you get out there? Afraid your carbon footprint isn't large enough, lady? Or is it just another case of "I'm doing this because I can and I want you to know I can?"
Either way, I'd refer you back to my first request.
*We are approximately six weeks away from December to Remember Lexus ads. Sorry.