Friday, November 26, 2010
A Simple Transaction
You know Her. You know how much she costs.
Are you willing to pay the price?
Zales. The place to go when you are ready to pay through the nose for an ancient rock that will finally break down her defenses. No, she still doesn't care for you all that much-- but how many karats did you say this was, again?
Try to forget how much that rock costs when you go house-hunting and you realize you don't have enough cash for the down payment or closing costs.
And try not to kick yourself for ignoring the warning signs; you married a woman who uses the word "gosh." That should have been your first clue that it was going to be your job to explain where babies come from.