Friday, October 4, 2013
Advanced Medicine to keep you working, at all costs
Watching this guy constantly pop pills because he either can't admit he has a serious physical problem or considers it a matter of personal pride that he's never filed a worker's comp claim is more than a little depressing, don't you think?
I mean, just look at him. He looks like your typical, out of shape, middle aged blue-collar worker who, thanks to wages which have been stagnant since the Clinton Administration finds himself struggling to cover long hours doing a job which really ought to be left to younger, healthier workers (more than enough time for them to become damaged, sore pill-poppers themselves in a few years.) He GULPS down one over-the-counter pain killer after the other (loudly, of course- God forbid we don't CLEARLY hear this guy get his Tylenol down, we might think it was stuck in his throat, I guess.) He constantly grabs at his aching body parts- back, knee, whatever is hurting at that moment. And takes another pill. With a GULLLPPP.
And sees nothing really wrong with any of this, except gosh it sure is a hassle to keep having to take all these breaks from inflicting unseen damage to his body and GULP down another pill.
Hey, buddy? Here's a freaking clue: your problem is not that GULPING down a pill every few hours is cutting into your Good Productive Worker Drone time. The problem is that your job is freaking killing you, and you are trying to ignore it by masking your pain with drugs. Two Advil instead of Eight Tylenol? Yeah, I guess that's an improvement. But know what would be even better? If you took an entire freaking afternoon off and used it to see a doctor. A doctor who might explain to you that Pain, while nothing any of us would ever actually welcome into our lives, is actually a kind of helpful way in which our bodies tell us that something is wrong. And while there's nothing wrong with GULPING down an anti-inflammatory on the rare occasion, they really aren't supposed to be part of the freaking nutrition pyramid. There's no Recommended Daily Allowance for Ibuprofen, ok? And if there was, be assured that you regularly exceed it before lunch. Get some help, because really- life is far too short and livers are far too fragile for this.
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