Monday, October 21, 2013
The extended cut. In case the suspects simply REFUSE to talk
If Mute Buttons had not been invented years ago, this commercial would make them absolutely necessary.
In fact, ads like this create a vital need for voice-activated mute buttons. As in "NOOO!!" or "ENOUGH!" or "SHUT THE F--UP!" instantly silencing this unbelievable awfulness.
Because why on Earth would anyone want to watch an "extended version" of the most agonizing horrible moments of our lives? As if we haven't all experienced socially-retarded douchenozzles yelling pointless, vapid drivel at high volumes into their phones while standing RIGHT NEXT TO US as we mentally brain them with crowbars.