Saturday, October 19, 2013
Hey, Jeremy? You can play Angry Birds on your phone when you get back to Levittown. Moron.
Before I went off to Europe last July, I called AT&T and purchased an international plan. I wanted to make sure that I could call home once or twice or get in touch with people if I got lost, and was made aware of these evil things called roaming charges. As it turned out, I spent an additional $30 for a service I used exactly twice, and probably would have been better off just leaving my phone off or paying the extra charge, but oh well...next time I go overseas I'm sure I'll buy the international minutes again, because who wants to think about stuff like that?
The people in this ad, as near as I can figure, have a son who is traveling around Europe wracking up roaming charges- $1200 worth after three days. I don't know how long he plans to be in Europe, any more than I understand why his parents aren't just calling him instead of sending him a video (isn't that a more expensive way of making contact?) But it seems to me that if they aren't willing to call him (or get a friend he might actually pick up for to call him) they are down to two options:
1. Let their idiot son continue to be oblivious, wracking up ruinous roaming charges. He's old enough to be traveling around Europe, he's old enough to deal with the massive bill when he gets back. What kind of moron spends a Maybe Once In a Lifetime Opportunity to tour Europe using his freaking phone, anyway?
2. Hire a hit man to take the stupid kid out. Probably cheaper in the long run than dealing with roaming charges.