Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Hardly surprising that comments are disabled for this video
Seriously, this is somebody's "NFL fantasy?"
Earth to immensely stupid people on my television: This is no way to waste the only life you have. Get away from your television. Enjoy the fresh air. Spend time with your kids. And while you are out actually functioning in society instead of engaging in crap like this....
think about how disgustingly shallow and pointless your life was when it was wrapped up in some millionaire running around on a football field every Sunday afternoon. Acting as if he had accomplished something of value whenever he got a ball or brought down an opposing player. Dancing like an exhibitionist freak who didn't get enough attention from Mommy growing up. Mugging for the camera every few seconds. A player who doesn't know who you are, will never know who you are, and will never give the slightest damn about you or your pathetic version of a life.
Here's another little piece of advice: Maybe it's time for you to return the favor. There's life outside your living room and the stadium parking lot. There's precious little life inside your living room, or in that parking lot. Your kids won't be young forever, and you won't be here forever. Stop wasting the gift of life your mom gave you by acting like an obsessed, directionless dweeb whose idea of fun is to fantasize about being with your favorite NFL player.
Because there is so much more than this, believe me.