Sunday, April 6, 2014
Because Being Common is for the Commoners
Know what matters? That in this mass-produced, one-click, cookie-cutter, one-size-fits-all world, which sometimes seems to be designed for the Great Unwashed Masses known as the Middle Class and Poor, if you have a lot of money you can still have a unique driving experience by purchasing an Audi.
So leave the dry spaghetti, Prego, frozen fish sticks, and (snigger) hand-held cell phones to the Not Nearly As Good As You mob. You are way, way above that. Get yourself a red Audi with this "communications" system you can activate with--errr, one click-- and let the world know who is really running this place.
Bite me, Audi. Bite me really, really hard. This commercial is Exhibit A when the People's Courts are called and the guillotines are being mass-produced (there's that phrase again) by the people you can't be satisfied to simply ignore, but felt the need to sneer at with crud ads like this. I'll bring an extra large basket for your swelled heads. Dicktards.