Friday, April 4, 2014
If their lifestyles were anything like this before, they wouldn't need this stuff now
Keep your weight down.
And stop looking for youth in a tiny bottle, a pill, or (you've got to be kidding me) an underarm deodorant. Man I am ashamed of my fellow males today. What the hell is the matter with you idiots- thirty years of being a pathetic, KFC-and-Doritos-gorging couch potato finally catching up to you?
Want to live forever? Not going to happen. Want to feel young longer? Take care of yourself, and stop asking your doctor for a prescription to fix the problems you created yourself over the last several decades.
By the way- all you losers in this ad? I don't care how you think you feel- you still LOOK old. Sucks to be you.