Wednesday, July 2, 2014
A few questions for this Humira patient....
1. If you are sick of explaining your skin issues with "yet another stylist," why do you keep changing stylists? I mean, it's not like you are having anything done with your hair that any competent barber couldn't pull off. (Seriously- you go to a stylist to achieve THESE hairstyles? Got money to burn, do we?)
2. How many freaking times a year does this woman go to a stylist? Does she ever do anything else? Judging from this commercial, she must be popping in to "yet another new stylist" every two weeks.
3. Oh wait-- is the reason why you keep changing stylists because you keep freaking out stylists with your skin condition, they recoil in horror, and "politely" ask you to find somewhere else to have your weekly do-up? Well, that's mean.
And one question for the makers of these ads-- why must drug patients always be shown walking in slow motion? It's not on the list of horrible side effects* after all.
*Personally, I think this woman would be wiser to tell her stylist "I could take a drug which might get rid of my nasty red skin, but I don't want to risk a heart attack or any number of other problems associated with the drug which are all far worse than nasty red skin, so you'll just have to deal with being kind of grossed out for a few minutes, ok?"