Thursday, July 17, 2014

This means his hands were all over that cereal, BTW. Just another episode of You Married It, You Live With It

You can tell by the resigned little smile Wifey gives to Fat Stupid Doofus Hubby that she doesn't really mind all that much that FSDH actually went through the box of Lucky Charms and picked out all the marshmallows and is now eating a "breakfast" of marshmallows and milk (yuck.)  Because hey, he's Hubby and there's this nice house and all that.

Still.  Breakfast is a bowl of marshmallows and milk.  And unshaven slob FSDH is walking around eating it with a dumbass look on his face and never mind that he's in his thirties and not a preteen eating Lucky Charms in the first place (he picked his What the Hell Gotta Marry Someone partner well, because she likes them too.)

Have a great life, people.

1 comment:

  1. Yeesh. Observe that this commercial, aside from the obnoxiousness you have already observed, features the classic marital couple of the modern sitcom: Boorish Slob Husband paired with Hot Wife. Which makes it even worse. Wouldn't you just once like to see a TV couple consisting of a fat, slobby wife and a real hunk of a hubby? Ha ha ha. Of course, that would never happen. Well, guys, got a flash for you: Hot women don't marry slobs, either.

    As for the Lucky Charms, hell, I used to love eating just the marshmallows too...when I was five. And it was a lot harder back then, because they only had four different kinds of marshmallows in Lucky Charms back then, whereas today they have about seven or eight, and I think they've increased the number of marshmallows per box accordingly to give them all fair representation. I mean, when I was a kid we had the pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers, and that was it. We didn't have blue diamonds, purple balloons, rainbows or any of this crap.