Thursday, April 16, 2015

If this doesn't solve the overpopulation crisis, nothing will

Because there's absolutely no way any kid who ever grows up playing with one of these freakish things will ever, ever want to have actual children.

"Look, a magical charm!"  If you find yourself saying something like this when your Precious Gift From HeavenTM gives you a "Diaper Surprise," your soul is long gone and your brain cells have absorbed way too much Pine-Sol.  But hell, maybe you're better off.

1 comment:

  1. I am so, so glad you hit on this ad and this product. When I first learned of it, I was utterly horrified.

    Imagine these poor kids when they grow up and have real babies, feed them, and learn that the "Diaper Surprise" lying in store for them is NOT a cute little charm for their charm bracelet.

    But what's even worse...imagine if they don't realize that fact.