Monday, April 27, 2015
Mila Kunis finds her level, or Jupiter Descending
What happens when you are one of the stars of a very popular sitcom for eight years- but that sitcom was cancelled nine years ago?
Well, maybe you do a few stupid camera commercials and star in a few stupid but otherwise harmless comedy and one really stupid, really bad time-travel movie. But that only works if your name is Ashton Kutcher and you've obviously sold your soul to the devil.
If you're Mila Kunis, you try to cash in on the fact that you're really, really cute and after puttering around doing a few harmless but also profitless comedy-romances you find yourself starring in a big-budget sci-fi film because sometimes Hollywood just does really, really stupid things with it's money.
And if you're Mila Kunis and your big-budget sci fi movie is a disasterous flop which loses $170 million (so much for that three-sequel deal, huh Mila?) you wind up using your exceptionally easy on the eyes looks* to pitch whiskey. Because hey, the rent's gotta be paid, a gig is a gig, and it doesn't look like the makers of That Seventies Show are planning a reunion movie any time soon.
*I mean, did you SEE Friends With Benefits or even Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Jeeeeeshhh........
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