Saturday, April 25, 2015
On the other hand, I can totally see Red hiring Wendy's to cater her wedding
...in fact, I can't imagine her hiring anyone else for the job...
One of the many problems with this stupid ad is that two seconds in, we know exactly what we are going to be pitched. This woman has become such a ubiquitous prescence on our tv screens, her image instantly conjures up Wendy's and it's fine menu of life-shortening Not Food products.
So when she slowly walks toward us wearing what I guess is supposed to be a wedding gown (I didn't get this until I saw the description on YouTube- I thought it was supposed to be just a white dress, or maybe taking each and every one of her meals at Wendy's finally caught up with her and she's now ascended into heaven at the tender age of 29.) She's in a field because being stupid Americans when we see fields we think outside which means we think nature which means we think healthy which means we think Pretty Much Anything Except Wendy's.
Then we are supposed to be caught unawares when the dress drops and Red is wearing a dumpy maternity outfit and "explaining" to us idiots that hey, just because you want a salad instead of a bowl of greasy chili or an environment-and-artery-destroying hamburger or a chicken sandwich drowning in mayonaisse doesn't mean you shouldn't be heading off to Wendy's As Usual. Because hey, we've got that too.
But it simply doesn't work because- again- we all know who this woman is and what she's selling. She can't be used to trick us into thinking she's actually talking about healthy food any more than Flo can be used to sell us quality insurance that actually covers damages or the cute AT&T girl can be used to sell anything other than outrageously priced, totally unnecessary Data Plans Built For Four and never you mind that we aren't ALL married with two kids, dammit.
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At least they got rid of the T-Mobile "Gidget In The Pink Dress All Hopped Up On Ritalin" and the e-surance cartoon person. That's something.ReplyDelete
oh yeah, what happened to her? :>)Delete