Wednesday, July 22, 2015
For the people who have everything-- More!..
In every single one of these awful Swiffer ads, people living in houses which suggest that they have absolutely no need for a free ten-year supply of anything open their massive doors to discover that the Mop Fairy has left them a free ten-year supply of Swiffer mop thingees. So their Almost Perfect Lives are now Almost Perfect Lives with clean floors. Uh huh.
I keep opening the door to my Not-House and finding no packages containing anything I didn't order and pay for. Meaning that the Swiffer Mop Fairy is a lot like Santa Claus- it saves the very best gifts for people who can already afford pretty much everything they want. If I get a Free Sample of dog food it makes my day- and I don't even own a dog.