Sunday, April 17, 2016
I guess I went to the wrong college, or just teach at the wrong school, or something. Because I don't get this
1. What does "writing lots of papers" have to do with it being "Final Exam Week?" Does the person who wrote the script for this commercial really think that research papers and exams are the same thing? Or did this girl just admit that she blew off all her research assignments until the end of the semester and now will be basically living in the library trying to do everything all at once because she's really lousy at organizing and avoiding procrastination? BTW, Earth to scriptwriter: this is the year 2016, not 1986. When I was in college, studying for finals meant a lot of time in the library. Research meant even more time in the library. Today, not so much. You even show this girl with a MacBook-is she just there to use the library's free internet?
2. Grammarly is a program which fixes grammar mistakes- so you don't have to, I guess. If this "promotes better writing," then calculators "promote better mathematics." The girl in this ad seems positively proud of the fact that she's using software to cover up her crappy grammar skills. Which leads me to...
3. Her professor, who apparently would rather have a clean, easily-graded paper edited by Grammarly than an honest one written by a student. He barely glances at the paper before telling her that he won't be needing his Red Pen of Pain- because he heard her telling us about Grammarly. So all this guy grades on is grammar? This college student has a real problem stringing together coherent sentences in essays she's handed in previously, but that's been solved with a quick download, so he's not even going to bother with the substance of the paper? What the hell?