Sunday, April 3, 2016
The song isn't good enough. I'm going to need actual evidence of brain activity before I buy this one
Actually, if you had a brain, you would have planned out your life just a little bit better than you did, getting the college degree before the two kids and a mortgage. You know, so you don't have to study while they sleep, and all that.
And if you really had a brain, you wouldn't be shelling out your money to a For-Profit "Education" service monster birthed by the Apollo Group, an organization becoming increasingly well-known for taking money from desperate, poor and easily-manipulated dreamers and delivering worthless degrees and mountains of debt in exchange. You'd be going to a real college and not a Diploma Mill.
So sorry, I know you mean well but I'm not going to give you a whole hell of a lot of credit for the way you planned out your life. Not to be mean, but let's be honest- this isnt' what you are going to encourage your kids to do when they get older, is it?
"When you get out of High School get married and quickly have two kids- once you find yourself with mortgage payments you can't handle, sign up for even more debt with a crooked bs online non-college and spend the next three years completing the work needed for the Print At Home 'diploma' while you are half-asleep from the two jobs you'll need to hold down while you see your kids for roughly twenty minutes a day." Yeah, sounds like a plan, Brainiac.