Sunday, June 5, 2016
Just skip this step and go to the seafood section at Giant
1. I'd ask if this takes the fun out of fishing, except I've never seen the fun in fishing to begin with. I mean, I grew up in rural Vermont, five miles from the nearest town. I've hunted, and I've fished. I remember the sense of achievement at catching a fish- when I was a kid. As an adult? Hmm, not sure. Going out into the ocean in a boat- yes, I can see that being fun. Fishing? Well, as long as I'm there.....
2. If this twitching electronic lure thing really works, it seems to be that it's the equivalent of a golf ball which zeros in on the hole and goes in every time, or a bowling ball that vibrates violently when it hits the pins, causing all of them to go down, every time. (Hey, I think I just had a couple of really good ideas....) In other words, not very much fun. I think I remember a joke about shooting fish in a barrel which would apply here. Easy- but not fun.
3. Why does this thing come with a booklet entitled "the secret to fishing?" Isn't the magic electronic twitching thing the answer to all my fishing problems? Why do I need a book? If I wanted to learn how to be a good fisherman, I wouldn't be buying an electronic twitching lure which attracted too many fish for me to keep up with. The offer of this booklet is a big red flag for me.
4. Why do I suspect that even though this thing is allegedly "illegal in some states," no matter what state I call from, I will have no problem getting this company to send it to me (excuse me, send me TWO, because Get A Second One Just Play Separate Shipping And HandlingTM of course?) Reminds me of those So Scary This Film Is Banned In 200 Countries You've Never Heard Of warnings I used to read on the back of VHS tapes in the 80s.