Sunday, October 2, 2016
"The Future," according to Taco Bell.....
...sure isn't very inviting or attractive. In fact, it's basically imagining a world in which twentysomethings gorge themselves on carbs, cheese, meat and grease while sitting on their expanding butts using virtual reality glasses to pretend to be doing something cool as their arteries harden and life passes by right in front of them (but completely invisible, because of those virtual reality glasses.)
Well, at least the crap they'll be killing themselves with will come in cheap package deals. That's something, because they really will need to save their money for the diabetes medications and heart surgeries. Pardon me if I don't shed a tear in advance for these loathsome slobs.