Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Two points about this stupid AT&T Commercial
1. Hey, stupid woman standing there looking mortified as your boyfriend/husband manchild stands there making a total ass of himself in public for the 2000th time- nobody tazered and tagged you into this relationship. If you think you can do better, get that gobsmacked look off your face and walk away. There are worse things that being lonely for awhile- like being with this jagoff, for instance. But if you aren't going to walk away, then sorry, I'm not buying the mortified look. This is what you were willing to settle for because the world is too dark and scary to be without a maaaaannnnnn, even a little boy like this one.
2. It was almost cruel for AT&T this shapeless Poster Girl for the Word Plain actress to play the role of Gobsmacked Mortified Girlfriend/Wife and then have her pose motionlessly next to Lily the Cute AT&T girl, wasn't it? I mean, this is just sad. I wouldn't blame the guy for forgetting his significant other is even in the same room- but I sure as hell hope his "wrangling" act isn't an attempt to impress Lily, because that's even sadder.