Saturday, July 4, 2020
Geico ads exist primarily to remind me that I'm out of the loop, I guess
1. I'm supposed to know who Special Guest Star in this commercial is, I guess. I don't. Never seen him, never heard of him. I'm not apologizing.
2. At the same time....am I REALLY supposed to know who he is? After all, the idiot brushing his teeth clunkily tells us who he is, as if there's an audience in his house. And he acts as if he's honored that this guy has appeared just outside his bathroom, uttering his name in an awed, hushed tone, whereas in real life I do NOT recommend that big black guys suddenly materialize outside the bathrooms of white men.
3. The Not-as-Surprised-as-you'd-think white guy is brushing his teeth while staring at his cell phone. Sigh....well, I guess this is realistic, but for the purposes of the commercial, there's no reason why he couldn't be just brushing his teeth like he's not completely addicted to that phone. I don't look at my phone while I'm brushing my teeth, but I don't stare at it constantly as I cook or clean or eat dinner with friends, so I realize I'm an outlier here.
4. What the hell is with this guy's house? Judging from that corridor (it has a CORRIDOR) the Apparently Very Famous Motivational Speaker has to walk down to exit, that house is....well, actually, a typical Television House, actually.