Saturday, July 18, 2020
These Awful Charmin Bears can please Just Go Away Now
1. Is the father bear in this ad listening to the narrator, or watching tv with his family? In other words, is the father bear aware that he and his family are the subjects of a commercial, because that would be the only explanation I could think of for his sudden decision to hug his atrociously blue-for-some-reason family at just the right moment in the narration.
2. What's the point of this ad, anyway? A few months ago, Charmin wanted to assure everyone that the company wasn't intentionally keeping toilet paper off the market to create an artificial panic? Did anyone think this was happening? (Oh, who am I kidding. This is the United States. A significant population of citizens totally believed that COVID was a scam created by Marxists, Queen Elizabeth, Hillary Clinton, and Big Toilet Paper* to sink the American Economy and get Bernie Sanders into the White House.)
*and the people who make "vaccines" (autism delivery systems.) And some company that found itself with 25 million face masks and no market for them. They were all in on it. Just keep peeling that onion, Sheeple!