Wednesday, December 17, 2025

CarFax Ads: This is definitely going to be a series

 


First, I guess it's supposed to be "amusing" that the black woman is sitting on a couch in what looks like a basement apartment, in the dark, afraid to look at the price of cars because she needs to buy a car.  In other words, afraid of Adulting.  I don't get the "funny" part, though.  Yeah, new cars are expensive.  Used cars?  Also expensive.  Shielding your eyes isn't going to make the situation better.  

The average monthly payment on a new car has reached $750, with the average payoff term being 60 months.  I guess that's "scary," but only if you insist on going for a new car (which is dumb) and for some reason that can't be a real reason your only OPTION is a new car.   Like "oh no, I need to buy a 2026 Audi but I'm afraid how much it costs."  Why do you need to buy a 2026 Audi?  "Shut Up, That's Why!"

And then we get the pitch explaining why we need to use CarFax (which, yes, is a good service but not perfect- as CarFax itself will tell you, not all accidents are reported.  CarFax doesn't replace a pre-purchase inspection by a reliable, trusted mechanic.)  Hilariously, we are shown that the generic, AI-generated car being offered for sale at $21,690 has actually been patched back together after a horrific accident and is now actually worth - um, $19,250?  Seriously?  That car was totaled.  How did it only lose 11 percent of its value after that wreck?  I wouldn't pay more than $5k, and I wouldn't even pay that unless the seller confirmed that its a Honda or Toyota and the engine was undamaged by what looks to be a possibly-fatal collision.

Is this woman reassured by the commercial and ready to offer the dealer what CarFax is a "fair" price for the car- $19,250?  That IS scary.  Enjoy your basement apartment, lady.  You aren't upgrading any time soon.

Yeah....definitely a series.

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