Sunday, December 28, 2025

Questions for the Cotton Candy-stealing Allstate Guy

 


1.  How do you "make sure nobody is watching" you do something while sitting in a football stadium with 100,000 other people?

2.  You know you are sitting directly behind Charles Woodson and it didn't occur to you that you might be on camera at any time?

3. Why would any adult steal a piece of air-blown, chemically-colored sugar from a kid in the first place?  You really want to eat that?  

4.  What the actual f--- does any of this have to do with car insurance?  Why are you checking for insurance rates while sitting at a football game?  

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