I guess it's supposed to be "heartwarming" that "through the years," Lexus has never forgotten what's "important:" Providing overpriced look-at-me mobiles for spoiled rotten rich suburbanites to make their perfect lives even more perfect at the very end of what was for many millions of people another rough year economically.
There are no recessions in December, or any other time, for customers of Christmas Lexuses (Lexi?) There are no layoffs, no stock market crashes, no downsizing, and certainly no inflation stress. The coming of cold weather and colored lights brings nothing less than the promise of another brand new Lexus to drive to the Million-dollar Old Family Homestead/Estate with your beautiful wife and beautiful children while dressed in your thousand-dollar winter outfits. After parking the Lexus ostentatiously in front of the house, it's inside for an evening of congratulating each other being thankful for not being part of the 99 percent who has to worry about grubby things like keeping the lights on and if the SNAP benefits are going to be held up (again) in January. And for being in a country with some of the lowest income tax rates in the civilized world, allowing the Very Best of Us to not only buy new cars but also stack piles of cash in hedge funds and trips to Disneyworld and brand-NEW outfits to wear to Grandpa's house because he and the siblings might recognize the cashmere coat from last year and that would be a real scandal.
*equally gross is the comment section, which has to be bots or paid spokeswhores of Lexus. I mean, come on. These people can't be real.
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