Saturday, December 13, 2025

Three Questions for Capital One

 


1.  Is anyone over there really convinced that we want reassurance that  washed-up actress with a net worth of $80 million, her own organic vegetable business, and a promotional contract with Capital One is completely satisfied with her life?

2.  Did you really intend to make the rest of us want nothing more than to punch that perpetual smile off of this woman's stupid, self-satisfied face/

3.  Did you really think that we'd find any of this relateable?

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