Saturday, December 6, 2025

What a tangled web we Wove

 




I'm trying to grasp the mentality of being dropped into a war zone and having anywhere near your top 100 concerns getting a $10,000 engagement ring shipped to your girlfriend back in the states.  Like, how is this a priority?

It almost sounds like an SNL skit; if I found out that a fellow soldier deployed to Iraq was researching how to get a $10,000 engagement ring to his girlfriend, I wouldn't assume that he is looking to buy from some website.  I'd assume that some looting had gone on and he was trying to figure out how to get a valuable piece of contraband out of the country.

In any case, what the hell is wrong with just waiting till you get back to the States?  That ring isn't a contract, after all.  She can still dump your deployed ass while you are fighting for, um, your country.  She can turn that ring into a down payment for an Audi.  She can use it to pay for her boyfriend's bail bond.  All kinds of possibilities.

One more thing- I hear a lot of stuff about a woman's "dream ring."  If your dreams involve a piece of pretty rock that costs more than a year of my rent, well, I guess everyone has the right to dream.  But I have the right to call your dreams damn shallow.  And I will.


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